Friday, January 10, 2014

Got to be Good Looking, 'Cause I'm so Hard to See

Feeling kind of blah today. Why can't I get it right? It's this simple. Drink water. Eat fruit and vegetables. Exercise as much as you can stand, and then some. Simple right? Too bad nobody relayed this message to my evil hands. They must belong to a morbidly obese woman with how much food they try to cram down on a nightly basis. 

I'm fucking sick of this. I'm banning myself from dinner again. That seems to be the only way I can stave off the binge. I wish someone would kidnap me, tie me up for a few days and force me to exercise every day with minimal food, then release me unharmed three weeks later. 

Any volunteers?

3 comments:

  1. I feel ya today girl. Had a b/p just now... probably not having dinner either. Lots of fluids for the rest of the day. Aaaaaand that's it.

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    1. ... as do you if you're on my site just to criticize me. Get lost.

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